i love NEED the chapstick brand chapstick. but ONLY the blue one called lip moisturizer with spf 15 – so my lips don’t get sunburned. duh! i have used this chapstick for as long as I can remember and i keep them in every spot i could ever need chapstick. my desk, my car, in matt’s car, my purse, my gym bag, by my alarm clock, in the bathroom, and even in the kitchen. i hate chapped lips!
i really like carrie underwood. someone at work asked what i was listening to and i said “carrie underwood” and he was like “oh, so you like country??” and i was like “hell no! i hate country music!!” i don’t really consider carrie underwood country for some reason (but i know she is – i’m just in denial). she’s ridiculously beautiful and ridiculously talented and isn’t messed up like everyone else in hollywood. she looks perfect in everything she wears. and btw… did anyone else see that dress she wore on the cma’s?? holy smokes!! they had to assemble it on her ON stage!!
my dad came up with this phrase this last weekend that just makes me crack up! he was referring to having an upset stomach and called it “monkey motion”. not a monkey IN motion – monkey motion. sounds like a phrase they would use on “jon and kate plus 8“. so to use it in a sentence “when the monkey motion in my stomach settles down, maybe we can get together.” HA!
so to be clear: it’s this
NOT this 
1 Comment
April 19, 2009 at 4:50 pm
You are totally freaking hilarious !! I love your today’s blog. I’ve used the monkey motion phrase a couple of times this week and it had nothing to do with one’s bodily malfunctioning but with people’s mindless activities when they should be getting the job done.
Love you Toots and keep up the awesome blogging.